(continued from previous page) ...lot, if they troll/derail/flamebait, they are considered target practice.

David Wales: So the ban hammer is a little top heavy from Uncool. Does that help give meaning to your forum name?

Uncool: No, I am just as the name indicates; there is nothing cool about me or what I do. And if people think otherwise they are lying.

David Wales: If you were forced into admitting something that made you cool, what would it be?

Uncool: I wouldn't even know what that would be, until this day there is nothing I can admit that would negate my username.

David Wales: We have one more serious noted question before getting into some of the fun stuff. What would you like to see implemented at PSU.com that isn't already available?

Uncool: An actual bracket system for weekly competitions with huge sp lottery's. A Vs teams for COD4 for example that play one another for pride and sp. Maybe even see some prize-oriented contests happening for the forum members.

David Wales: Those are all pretty solid ideas and I'm sure Morpheus will put some time into thinking about them. Alright, we have to start getting into the important stuff now. We've all seen the Whopper Burger King commercial, so if your favorite burger stopped being made from your favorite joint, what would your freak out possibly sound like? Include action sequences if you’d like.

Uncool: First off, I would go mad ghetto because: 1) It will bring about an inner hood in me. 2) I’d want to hate because I am hungry as a mofo. Heck we can even go into a scientific vs. religion debate on how this is morally and scientifically wrong to not meet my basic food eating needs.

David Wales: So I take it there's a little Malibu's Most Wanted inside you?

Uncool: I think it’s in everyone, whether they want to admit it or not. I have to stop watching late night BET, I suppose.

David Wales: Yeah, urban television is ruining American society. Now let’s say, hypothetically, of course... If a pixie stick and a sugar cube were to say, battle it out, which side would you bet on and how would the fight go down?

Uncool: Pixie Stick...Think about the name for a second. You had to be a super stoned dude to make a name like that and seal it. Sugar cube sounds like some prissy girl not giving me any goodies.

David Wales: Haha, I can see what you mean. Can you give us an example of something you've done that was incredibly dumb, yet fortunately nobody was around to witness it?

Uncool: I tried to squeeze my cheeks (not the ones on my face) to make it home before crapping my pants. Funny part was when I cleansed myself on a really small tree, weeks later that tree grew so much larger. Lesson of the day, make sure you use excretions for the betterment of not mankind but for nature. Circle of Poo so to speak.

David Wales: So basically, you're telling us that a human’s version of manure probably has better potency?

Uncool: I've had some experiments (more like accidents) to make it factual.

David Wales: YouTube.com has this crazy idea going around where if you tag someone else who makes videos, they have to give up 5 facts that probably nobody in the community knows about them. So I'd like to end our interview just like that. What are 5 things that around 99% of the forums readers have no clue about you?

Uncool: 1) Nearly all of the forum’a members have a problem with what my gender is. It’s funny That I get internet harassment for being a stuck up ******, haha.

2) I sided with half of the trolls on PS3forum before I betrayed them all and took mod powers ... (continued on next page)