(continued from previous page) ...boss of the game. At Gameworks we have cards that we swipe instead of using quarters. I swiped my card and lo and behold…no more credits. Oh cruel fates, the gods have abandoned me. Whatever shall I do? Do you want to continue?? 9…. 8…. 7…. I couldn’t believe this was happening again.... 6… 5… all of a sudden an angel came down from the heavens (the second floor) and yelled, “You shall not perish today.” She tossed her Gameworks card high into the air and my eyes held steadily upon it as it spun in the air…. 3…. 2…. I caught it just in time to continue my game but then I died again and that card had no more credits. Oh wells… I had to thank the dark-haired beauty who had saved me from my impending doom. I found her waiting tables in the upstairs room. I thanked her for her mercy and grace and from that point on, I knew I would dedicate my life to helping people and carry on her legacy by donning the apron and taking orders for the betterment of mankind.

Dave Wales: I don’t know why, but that story has to be factual information.  It only makes sense and we’re all glad you’ve found your calling in life, really, we are. Let some of our readers know something about you that doesn't come through in your posts, but be creative, you've bored us enough already.

Miamiman: Wow, another toughie. Bored you enough?? I gave you a story of epic proportions. I can’t be any more creative. I have to go to work in 15 minutes so I’m just going to give you a non-creative answer. Something that doesn’t show through my posts is my short temper. But this is the internet and it is not serious business like everyone thinks it is so I have way more fun with it. Rather than get into a stupid flame war on the internet, I laugh it off and brush it aside. However, in real life I’ll whine you into submission until you writhe on the floor in agony. Those who have opposed me in the past could testify to you that they have suffered internal bleeding from the raging words that come from my mouth. The way you make people cry on the internet, that’s what I do in real life my friend.

I’d like to thank you for “interviewing” me David. It was a blast and maybe we could do it again next time with completely different answers.

David: It has definitely been a pleasure, Jed.  You’ve been more than adequate throughout the night and I’m sure our readers will enjoy your light-hearted ways of Zen.  Thanks for taking the time before your dream job to speak with me and answer the questions with such seriousness.

This takes care of yet another Member Spotlight and I hope you guys really enjoyed it.  Hopefully the decision to bring in one of the crazier posters kept you guys reading.  If the feedback is great, I’ll look to get another psych-poster in here for the next one.  Just leave your feedback below guys and enjoy the weekend.